Before I start writing – excuse me – ranting as I always do let’s get one thing straight (no homo-pun intended). I am not religious, but even I admit there’s something poetic and even nostalgic about the myth of holy, satanic and pagan rituals involving, in some way or other, virgins. Virgin blood, virgin sacrifices and pre-marital virgins – so cute… but it’s wrong! There’s really no sense in the virgin myth. In most men you can’t even tell that they are virgins or otherwise. In most women it’s just a small bleed and a bit of pain (never been with a virgin before so I can’t really be sure on either). Emotionally they make a big fuss around it, as I’m not a woman I can’t really understand that (and if any man can – get out of the closet). Let me explain.
As far as sex goes, the first time each of us does it, it’s not all that’s cracked up to be. Insecurities, fear of pain (emotional or physical or both), so nervous you can’t really focus and your heart is beating so fast and getting so much adrenaline to your blood that you can’t really appreciate the “happy ending”. But like I said there’s some poetic beauty in all that. I won’t deny that I enjoyed my first time… but I had better! Oh yes! Moving on.
As I have experimented a little with sex, during my yet young life I can say that virginity is more of an obstacle than it is a trophy to be kept clean and safe. If I knew then what I know now I would’ve get rid of it a lot sooner. Pardon me if I want to enjoy my life you purists’ bastards. I have no morals concerning sex between two consenting adults. As far as a teenager knows what risks it involves and that he/she chooses who to have sex with I get no concerns whatsoever. As for kids I got to draw the line – NO SEX FOR YOU! – consenting or otherwise! And pedophiles and rapists should have their junk cut off with a really dirty, dull knife (I’d use a spoon for the job myself, but that’s me).
I enjoy sex greatly. Been alone for the most part of last 3 years, though. Recently I began dating again. And as you should have guessed by now she’s a… sweet, sexy, beautiful woman (if she dreamt I said she is a virgin in my blog she would use the spoon I mentioned earlier on my junk, so I’m glad I didn’t). So far so good. But seriously, she’s nervous as hell about it and it doesn’t matter what I say about it. I know I have to be patient, all my friends say that and I know they are right but… in the back of my mind I always get that feeling that we should be enjoying ourselves. Whatever, I can wait! That’s not the issue or, to be more accurate, that’s not all the issue.
The issue is that I hope she’s not clinging to that religious, pious bullshit of “pre-marital sex is a sin”. I draw the line there. I’m not really thinking of marriage (ever!) and I have not a single molecule of a father in me. I don’t plan on marrying someone I might not enjoy making love with. And as for the reproduction thing – that’s such a big pile of bullshit that I think even God Himself is knee-deep in it. Come on, if sex was only meant for reproductive purposes why would it be so good? So we’d have another temptation to bear? If that’s the case God is a sadistic little #%&$#$! Even when it’s bad it’s good! If it is good it’s great! And let me tell you about great sex… stop drooling on my blog so I can tell ya!
We don’t get to have much fun on this Earth. For now it’s mostly servitude and responsibilities and debt. But sex still doesn’t pay taxes and if you are paying for it you are as smart as a rock with glasses. Sex it’s still free!
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